10 Funny Quotes about Marriage

Quotes:

1. “I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
   - Rita Rudner -


2. “The four most important words in any marriage. I’ll do the dishes.”
   - Anonymous -


3. “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.”
   - Agatha Christie -


4. “Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers.”
   - Richard Pryor -


5. “Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other’s minimum daily requirements.”
   - Kathy Mohnke -


6. “By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”
   - Socrates -


7. “What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.”
   - Cindy Garner -


8. “I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
   - David Bissonette -


9. “What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday.”
   - Cindy Garner -


10. “The happiest marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.”
    - Coleridge -