Funny Computer Programming Quotes

Quotes:

1. “My code DOESN’T work, I have no idea why. My code WORKS, I have no idea why.”
   - Anonymous -


2. “Programs are like women, no matter how much you get mad because of errors, you are always the one who is wrong.”
   - Anonymous -


3. “The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”
   - Anonymous -


4. “Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If everything did, you’d be out of a job.”
   - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering -


5. “If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0”
   - Anonymous -


6. “Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work.”
   - Anonymous -


7. “Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.”
   - Michael Sinz -


8. “Writing the first 90 percent of a computer program takes 90 percent of the time. The remaining ten percent also takes 90 percent of the time and the final touches also take 90 percent of the time.”
   – N.J. Rubenking


9. “I’m very font of you because you are just my type.”
   - Anonymous -


10. “Things aren’t always #000000 and #FFFFFF”
    - Anonymous -